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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.

"Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John ," his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath John said, "I do!"

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

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Three friends from the local congregation were asked,

"When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are

mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" ?

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband,

a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a

Wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge

difference in people's lives."

Al said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"

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